Mine's Bigger Than Yours

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"Mine's bigger."

"Rubbish."

"I bet it is."

"Dream on, Justin."

"OK. Let's compare. Yours against mine."

"Justin don't go there. You'll only feel bad when you're proved wrong."

"You're just afraid yours will seem puny by comparison."

"Yeah, right. That's so likely."

"Well, then, what are you afraid of?"

"Justin, I don't feel I have to prove myself. My record speaks for itself. Anyway, everyone knows it's not the size, it's how you use it."

"Yeah, well, I use mine better as well."

"Justin trust me, drawing comics for a living is not an infallible sign of a high IQ."


 

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