Hating Halloween
Brian hates Halloween with the deep and abiding passion he usually reserves
for bad blow jobs. Between tattily costumed screaming rugrats and tartily
costumed screaming queens, the holiday elicits Brian’s complete and utter
contempt.
What’s perhaps surprising is that Justin hates it just as much.
Justin has vivid memories of childhood Halloweens ruined by bouts of
allergy-triggered headaches and nausea.
His artist’s eye is offended by the garish costumes and decorations.
But most of all, he thinks that as a scare-fest it’s a wash-out.
The scariest things Justin knows are sanctimonious bigots.
Witches, ghouls and vampires don’t even come close.
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