"Ma, you have to be reasonable," Michael
urged down the phone, three days before Christmas.
"I'm fine!" Debbie said hoarsely. "I don't care what Carl told you, it takes
more than a dose of flu to stop me celebrating Christmas. Now did you do like I
told you and get that special stuffing from the deli?"
"Yes, Ma," Michael sighed, still trying to work out how he was going to stop his
determined mother from working herself into a state of such exhaustion that she
wound up with pneumonia or something. He couldn't even go and look after her
because he couldn't take the risk of picking up the flu bug and bringing it home
to Ben. His partner's health had been great, all things considered, but the
simplest infections were a major risk when your immune system was so badly
compromised.
After fielding a string of instructions (interrupted sporadically by both coughs
and sneezes) about what Deb needed from the supermarket, he finally got off the
phone.
Then he had an idea. Maybe Emmett could help.
*****
"I'd love to, honey. You know I'd do just about anything for Deb. But I'm just
run off my feet at the moment with everyone having their little Christmas do's
and planning three – seriously, Michael, three … New Year's extravaganzas. I
just can't afford to get sick. This is the time when I make a huge chunk of my
income for the year."
Michael sighed. He did understand. He knew that Emmett would help if he could,
but it's not as if he had an army of minions who could carry on if he got sick.
He had Darren and some dyke handling the food side, but everything else Em ran
himself.
However, he did know someone who had an army of minions.
*****
"Mikey, whatever you want, tell me quickly. I'm kinda busy here."
Long accustomed to Brian's charming phone manner, Michael wasn't put off, but
explained the situation.
He could almost hear Brian shaking his head even before he said, "Sorry, Mikey,
would love to help but I'm kind of tied up here playing Florence Nightingale to
little Sunshine who is, apparently, dying."
Michael heard in the background a bout of coughing and then a rumble of protest
that sounded like, "You just wait till you catch it, asshole."
Michael sighed. "I understand. Just try not to get sick yourself."
"I won't. If I did, I'd probably have to deal with Ma Taylor nursing both of us.
I don't even want to fucking think about that."
Jennifer Taylor! Maybe, just maybe.
*****
Michael looked up the number and called, crossing his fingers.
Almost before she'd answered the phone, he realized he was wasting his time. Her
voice sounded hoarse and in the background he could hear someone coughing.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Michael," she said when he explained how worried he was about
his mother. "I could drop by and see how she is, but I'm just getting over the
flu myself and now Molly has caught it. I don't think I can help out about
Christmas at all."
"No," he sighed. "I understand. I guess with everyone sick, there's not much
point in trying to do much for Christmas anyway."
"What about Lindsay and Melanie?" she asked.
"Oh, they're due to fly in on Christmas Eve with the kids, but at the moment …
maybe I should tell them not to come."
He sounded so mournful Jenn had to stifle an urge to laugh.
"Don't do that. The bug only lasts a few days, by Christmas most people will be
feeling at least a little better and by New Year's I'm sure everyone will be
fine."
"Yeah, I guess," Michael sighed. "Thanks anyway, Jennifer. I hope you and Molly
feel better soon."
He hung up thinking 'if only Christmas was a few days later'.
*****
"Brian, you have to help me."
"Mikey, I've told you, I'm kinda stuck here. I'm even thinking of booking the
girls into a hotel."
"Jennifer says it only lasts a few days. By the time they arrive Justin will
probably be over it."
"Maybe. I'll see how he's doing."
"Anyway, I don't need you to go anywhere; I just need you to help me organize
Christmas to be three days later."
There was silence.
Then … "Mikey, I think it's generally recognized that Christmas is on December
25th."
"Yes, but the adults won't mind if it's a few days later if it means we can
celebrate it properly, and the kids are too young to know the date. We just have
to make sure they don't see or hear anything that says it's Christmas Day or
anything."
Again, silence.
Michael could almost hear the wheels turning.
"Okay," Brian said at last, "Here's what we need to do."
*****
Brian planned the "delay Christmas" campaign with the meticulous attention he
gave to his most demanding client.
First of all, the girls were informed, and warned to keep the kids away from the
TV and the radio. Gus was smart enough to pick up on the "three more shopping
days" advertising and know that something was up.
To help keep them otherwise amused, Brian arranged for a stack of seasonal DVDs
– everything from Mickey's Christmas to the Muppets Christmas Carol - to be
delivered to the house in Toronto. He also organized a hire car and driver to
bring them down by road to Pittsburgh not wanting to take the risk that they'd
see something at the airport or on the plane. The car was a limo fitted with DVD
screens and an iPod dock so they wouldn't need to go near the radio in the car.
Then he set up his system to tape every kids' show on TV for the next four days
– up to and including Christmas Day, and organized Ted, Cynthia and his art
director to do the same. That should mean that they had plenty of "live" TV for
the kids to watch once they arrived – it would just be on a three day delay.
Decorators were hired (at considerable expense, given the late notice) to turn
Britin into a Winter Wonderland and a catering company to provide food for both
" delayed Christmas Eve" (DCE - now to be celebrated on December 27th) and
"delayed Christmas Day" (DCD - 28th). (Brian considered using Emmett, but knew
it wasn't fair to add extra stress to what was already an incredibly busy time
for the party planner.)
He guessed that the kids were going to want to visit Santa at the Mall, so he
called in a number of favors and arranged for the Santa's Grotto at their
nearest Mall to open for one hour on 25th complete with Santa and Elf, so the
kids could have their own exclusive chat with the big guy.
He bull-dozed through all Deb's objections and had a car service bring her and
Carl out to the house on 24th. He organized for Jennifer and Molly to join them.
Then he hired a nurse - so that everyone who was still on the sick list could
get professional care; and a waiter – to ferry food, and whatever else they
needed to their rooms so that no one (him) was run off their feet looking after
them.
He wrote long emails to everyone in the family filling them in on what they
could and couldn't say – especially in front of the kids. And threatened to
spill every dirty little secret he knew about them if they didn't obey his
instructions.
He followed up the emails with personal phone calls threatening intimate parts
of their anatomy if they messed things up.
And he resorted to even more dire threats (up to and including withholding sex)
to Justin if he found him out of his bed tweaking the decorations just one more
time. But he graciously allowed him to express his artistic nature by designing
elaborate and unique place cards for everyone for "Christmas Dinner".
*****
Of course, he ran into opposition.
Most of the people involved were convinced that if Christmas were delayed it
wouldn't feel anything like Christmas. Brian dealt with that by pointing out
that if Christmas weren't delayed, no one would really enjoy it because everyone
would be sick and with Ben and Hunter to consider they wouldn't even be able to
be all together. Then he played the big "think of the kids" card and everyone
shut up about their own fear of missing out and focused on making the delayed
celebration as good as they could for the children.
"It's just another fucking day," Brian summed it up. "Who gives a fuck if it all
happens on the 25th or the 28th? It's not when it fucking happens that's
important, it's what happens and who you're with. You can still eat yourself
into oblivion and get revoltingly lesbionic and sentimental. You'll just be
doing it a few days later."
Aside from that though, there were other objections to overcome. Debbie, for a
start, was convinced that with the three day delay, there was no need to hire
caterers or, for that matter, to have the celebrations at Britin. She was sure
she'd be fine to cook for them all as she'd always done. Brian dealt with that
one by ignoring her, and going ahead with his plans, leaving Carl and Michael to
soothe Deb's wounded feelings.
Jennifer objected on the grounds that it was "too much" for Brian to take on –
looking after her in her post-flu invalidish state, and a sick Molly. Brian
dealt with Jennifer by telling her he needed her to help him manage Justin so
that he wouldn't try to do too much before he was really over his dose of flu.
That worked like a charm, as he had known it would, although he wound up owing
Justin apparently unlimited blow jobs from having foisted his mother upon him
when he was sick.
Cynthia, who had been nominated as the "media co-coordinator" complained about
the trips to and from Britin every day that the role required, but he solved
that with a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes that he knew she'd been lusting after
and a spa day voucher.
Ted, who he'd made responsible for finding some carol singers who were willing
to make a late appearance at Britin on NCE (New Christmas Eve), or in other
words, the 27th, was worried that one of them would say something untoward and
give the game away, so Brian told him to offer them triple or nothing – they got
paid three times their normal rate if they didn't fuck it up, nothing at all if
they did. Ted explained that they didn't do it for money, they were fund-raising
for charity. That got him what he knew, even down the phone, was one of Brian's
raised eyebrows. So he went off to wheel and deal with the group who did carol
singing at the GLC.
Melanie objected on principle because it was Brian's plan, but he sicced Mikey
onto her to 'fess up that it had been his idea.
Which just left the big one.
The one he couldn't bullshit or bulldoze.
The little blond twat who could always see right through him.
The initial "Brian, it's crazy!" response had, over the two days before the
girls arrived with the kids, developed into "I can do something. I'm not that
sick."
In fact, Brian considered that his biggest challenge in the whole "delay
Christmas" campaign had pretty much been keeping his partner occupied and amused
and feeling part of the whole campaign; while at the same time getting him to
rest enough to allow him to get over the flu in time to enjoy the rescheduled
activities.
Fortunately, as it turned out he'd been over the worst of it before Michael's
original call. By the time the girls arrived he was no longer contagious and,
although he was feeling lethargic and headachy, the horrible coughing fits had
stopped. At least to the point where he could enjoy a decent blow job without
Brian having to stop in the middle to let him get over the latest hack-up-a-lung
episode.
Which was just as well, because even Brian's inventiveness was starting to wear
thin.
He'd had Justin do a preliminary design for the decorators. (He'd fallen asleep
on it twice, so it was kind of crumpled when they got it, but the end result was
near enough to his "vision" not to provoke major hissy-fits, although the little
twat apparently couldn't resist the urge to tweak bits every time he escaped
from his room.)
He'd had Justin draw up a schedule and work out which DVD players they needed to
set up with the pre-recorded "live" TV.
He'd put his kazillion count bed linens at risk by allowing him to set himself
up to paint individual place cards for everyone while propped up against a
mountain of pillows.
And finally, when the little blond idiot was really starting to feel better and
the nurse who'd just arrived said he'd be fine to get out of bed for a few
hours, Brian had put him in charge of managing both the nurse and the waiter and
ensuring that everyone who was still on the sick list was properly looked after
by the professionals.
That last one was a stroke of genius, because it made the little twat feel like
he was finally taking charge like he always wanted to do and kept him from
driving Brian crazy by challenging his own status as control freak
extraordinaire.
By the time the girls arrived, around mid-afternoon on OCE (Old Christmas Eve),
everything was set.
The TV was already on in the den, showing the 8 hours of pre-recorded shows from
21st that had been Brian's first recording effort.
The tree was installed, and ready to be decorated the next day.
A suitably non-Christmas Eve meal of pizza had been ordered from the local
pizzeria who were under strict instructions to have the delivery boy say
absolutely nothing at all while he was doing the delivery. (He'd been promised a
fifty if he could keep his mouth shut, so Brian was reasonably confident.)
Brian had set up a Mail Box and arranged to have any mail re-directed there so
that there would be no risk of encounters with post office staff. The landline
phones had been re-directed to his cell phone, which was never out of his
pocket. The huge gates to the driveway were locked, so no casual callers could
burst their little DC (delayed Christmas) bubble. (Not for the first time Brian
gave thanks to … someone … for the fact that Britin was so isolated that there
was no risk of stray kids kicking a ball over the fence or any of that shit.
The only unexpected visitors that were likely to make it past his security
measures were the deer who came to drink at the stream that went through the
property, and the squirrels who lived in the big trees behind the house. Brian
figured they wouldn't talk enough to give the game away.
*****
As usual, once all his machinations were in place, Brian was content to take a
back seat as soon as their visitors arrived. Of course, his "back seat" wasn't
exactly lonely as Gus followed him pretty much everywhere, and Justin was more
than happy to join them, In fact, Justin, feeling better (and therefore hornier)
by the hour, was happy to join Brian wherever they could find a few moments of
privacy. Those were few and far between until the kids were in bed, but they
made the most of the moments they could get and the rest of the time just
enjoyed having Gus around.
He was a great kid, bright and intelligent and full of joy and laughter –
excited to be spending the time with his father and Justin, and loving the
freedom afforded by the spaciousness of their home. The three of them built
snowmen and made snow angels and took the small toboggan that somehow turned up
in one of the out-buildings out for runs down the gentle slope that lay beyond
the tennis courts. (This had been intended as a Christmas present, but Brian
figured it was dumb to waste the chance to use it to keep the kids occupied
before Christmas. It wasn't as if it would actually be missed among the mounds
of gifts that were still stashed away, waiting to be put out under the tree on
DCE.)
Sometimes JR joined them, but she was still a little young to be outside for
long in the cold, and she was happy to hold court indoors among her adoring
family.
Of course, they spent time with Gus indoors as well – helping bake and decorate
Christmas cookies, watching a little "TV" and playing endless rounds of Snap and
Happy Families.
Looking back on it later, Justin felt that those "extra" days before DCE were
among the happiest he'd ever spent at Christmas time.
There were no visitors, no interruptions, no last minute things that Brian had
to deal with at Kinnetik (since all the last minute things had been dealt with
before the real Christmas Eve); not even any last minute shopping. There was
just time - time to spend with his extended family and most of all with the
little boy who looked so much like his father that sometimes it took Justin's
breath away. His sketchbook rapidly became filled with images of Brian and his
son.
But there were other images, too. Melanie laughing at something Michael was
saying to JR; Debbie sitting in one of the huge recliners in the main room
sipping hot chocolate, still feeling lethargic enough to relax and enjoy
allowing them all to spoil her a little for a change; Ted lying sprawled on one
of the couches, his head in Blake's lap looking like the happy man he was meant
to be; Emmett in full flight telling the girls about one of his "do's",
embroidering the story in his own inimitable style; Lindsay trying to help Carl
erect the dolls' house that was one of JR's presents and being more hindrance
than help – especially as she seemed to have the directions upside down or
backwards or something – with both of them laughing so much that less and less
work was getting done; Michael and Ben making soup and sandwiches together in
the kitchen, the ease between them speaking volumes about the depth of their
relationship; Jenn and Molly helping to make one of the snowmen and being
subjected to a sneak snowball attack by Brian when he found them wrapping one of
his Gucci scarves around its neck; even one of Hunter giving an ecstatic JR a
piggy back from her bath to her bedroom.
Those images would join the ones captured by Brian on his phone and also his
sophisticated digital camera. As Justin's sketches included many of Brian, so
Brian's photos included many of his young partner, even a number of them
together thanks to the camera's timer function and the tendency of their friends
to snatch it up and start snapping every time Brian laid it down.
All in all, the whole "delay Christmas" campaign went amazingly smoothly. The
trip to the Mall might have raised awkward questions about why all the shops
were closed, and where all the other kids were, but thanks to a suggestion
Justin had made, that situation was avoided. The kids were woken early in the
morning of OCD, so early that dawn wasn't even yet a smudge on the horizon, and
told that their Mommies had received a special letter from one of Santa's elves.
The letter was displayed, and read aloud. It said that as they were special
visitors to Pittsburgh, Santa had made arrangements to have a secret meeting
with them early in the morning before the Mall was open. Two very excited
youngsters were bundled into clothes and ushered out to the cars where a convoy
of adoring family escorted them to the side door of the Mall. This was opened to
them by the manager (an old "acquaintance" of both Brian and Justin) who in turn
escorted the group to Santa's grotto where Santa sat waiting for them. If both
Santa and his elven assistant looked a little on the sleepy side, that was
easily explained by how hard they had to work at this time of the year, and by
the time the two kids left they were both bursting with the need to tell
everyone they knew about how they'd had a special meeting with Santa, just for
them.
They even had Daddy Brian's pictures to prove it.
By the time DCE (delayed Christmas Eve) arrived eggnog and punch, The Night
Before Christmas and lighting the tree, all seemed to flow naturally. For most
of the evening, everyone simply forgot that it wasn't really Christmas Eve and
just enjoyed the celebration as they did every year; perhaps even a little more
so, since they had all spent most of the day hanging out at Britin (even Emmett
allowed himself a day off between the Christmas events and those on New Year's),
so they were all relaxed and mellow instead of still wondering if they'd done/
bought/ made everything that needed to be done.
Brian had arranged a car service for Emmett, Ted and Blake who weren't staying
the night so that they didn't have to worry about driving home and could enjoy
the eggnog or the mulled wine that Jenn made to an old family recipe, and when
everyone finally parted that night it was with a sense of happy anticipation of
the day to come.
DCD also didn't disappoint.
The kids woke them at an ungodly hour, and they exchanged their own gifts then
sat in the pleasant torpor induced by excellent coffee and a plate of Christmas
cookies while the kids dismantled their mound of gifts.
Everyone got dressed and had a light breakfast and then went tobogganing for an
hour or so while the caterers set up lunch.
The meal was suitably extravagant and extremely palatable. Even Deb enjoyed the
turkey, (especially as Brian had persuaded the caterers to use her favorite
stuffing "or we'll never hear the fucking end of it") and admitted later - to
Carl at least - that she was maybe a little relieved that she didn't have to try
to cook for so many people "just this one time".
There were no glitches, no unexpected problems to ruin the illusion, and if New
Year came a little earlier than usual so they didn't feel quite ready for it,
well, that was a small price to pay for what had been a very happy Christmas. In
fact, as they lazed around nibbling after lunch while the kids, exhausted,
napped upstairs, the adults all agreed that "it was really just like Christmas"
after all.
Ironically, the super-cynic among them had been right: it didn't matter when it
happened; it was about the celebration and who you shared it with.
The girls headed back to Toronto right after New Year's and everyone went back
to their normal day to day working existence.
Well, everyone except Brian.
Turns out he'd finally caught "Justin's fucking flu".
And if Justin's expression as he sternly lectured his lover on "not trying to
sneak out of bed to get your fucking laptop because you're off the clock and
you're leaving Ted and Cynthia to deal with all the Kinnetik shit till you're
properly over this" was just a trifle smug, that's probably understandable.
He's always really liked being the one in control in their relationship.
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