Shit!

Author's Note: I wrote this drabble for Thanksgiving 2007

Justin and Brian had been married for a year and it would be their first Thanksgiving as an official monogamous couple. Justin had managed to talk Brian into hosting Thanksgiving dinner at Britin.

Brian still couldn't figure out how the blond had managed that. Of couse, it could have something to with the fact that Justin had been giving him an incredible blowjob at the time he had been asked...

Brian walked into the kitchen and saw his husband with a turkey baster staring at the turkey. It had been cooking for seven hours, since eight that morning, and it smelled delicious.

"You're supposed to squeeze the glaze onto the turkey, Sunshine," Brian quipped.

"I know that! I'm just getting prepared."

Brian snorted, "Prepared? For what? Battle?"

Justin just shot Brian a look and went back to staring at the turkey. Holding the baster a couple of inches above the turkey, Justin squeezed it. "Take that!" he said with laughter.

"Justin, have you been drinking?" asked Brian.

"Of course not! I'm just showing this turkey who's boss!"

Brian quirked an eyebow and said, "You just keep doing that, babe."

"I will," Justin said as he continued to glaze the turkey.

A few minutes later, Justin put the glazed turkey back into the oven, just to keep it warm until everyone arrived. The rest of the food (mashed potatoes, stuffing, rolls, and a German chocolate cake) were sitting on the counter.

Brian had a thought. "Justin, did you remove the bag out of the turkey?"

At Justin's confused look, Brian had his answer. "Bag? What bag?" asked Justin.

"You're supposed to reach into the turkey's ass before you cook it and pull out a small bag, containing the heart and everything."

"Oh, shit!" exclaimed Justin. "Do you think anyone will notice?"

Brian couldn't contain a chuckle and said, "We'll just call it a Justin Surprise Turkey. It can be a new delicacy!"

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