List of Sayings

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck
happened?'

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you
hear them speak.

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.

What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.


 

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